Go be an asshole someplace else, muthahfukaaaah!

I just got through cleaning the kitchen, I gotta pee real bad but I just feel like standing here. I want to go in my room and write down recipe ideas I have, but my room is dirty ATM and I don’t feel like cleaning it! I’m actually in a cleaning mood (otherwise I wouldn’t have scrubbed the scuff marks off of the floor with Ajax at 1:30 in the morning) but like, I’m not in the mood to go to my room right now. The kitchen is bright and quiet.